Smells Like Regret & Luxury Sheets – Candle
$40.00
Fragrance Notes:
Top:
Sea salt clarity, crushed ocean air, sudden memory flashbacks
Middle:
Sun-warmed driftwood, soft cotton temptation, suspicious coziness
Base:
Smooth amber, clean musk, lingering regret (long-lasting)
Details:
Hand-poured soy wax blend
Smooth, clean and far better balanced than last night’s decisions
Approx. 45 hours burn time
(Considerably longer than your willpower)
Vegan & cruelty-free
Though your choices may not have been
Presented in a matte vessel with understated detailing
For homes that want to look serene, regardless of the emotional crime scene inside
Fresh, warm, and suspiciously familiar.
Smells Like Regret & Luxury Sheets is the essence of waking up somewhere far nicer than your life choices deserve. It’s fresh, it’s cozy, and it’s carrying way more context than you’re ready to unpack before caffeine.
Sea Salt brings the crisp, briny clarity of remembering exactly what you said last night, while Driftwood adds a warm, reassuring “let’s pretend that didn’t happen” energy. Together they create a scent that somehow manages to feel both expensive and mildly incriminating.
Perfect for airing out last night’s decisions, pretending you always sleep in posh bedding, or simply masking the aroma of panic. Light it whenever you want your home to smell like serene coastal calm, even if your group chat is currently reconstructing the timeline of your downfall.
Effortlessly elegant, with just a hint of “let’s never speak of this again.”