Shop All: Unapologetically Unconventional Gifting.
Because some statements are best made with a well-funded, utterly pointless gesture.
Burning For You (In A Non-Medical Way) – Candle
$40.00
Lets Pretend This Is Romantic And Not Purely Physical – Candle
$40.00
Smells Like Regret & Luxury Sheets – Candle
$40.00
Smells Like We Might Actually Make It This Year – Candle
$40.00
The Sneaky Link Scent – Candle
$40.00
10/10 Would Bang Again – Greeting Card
$7.00
Enjoy Your Lifetime Of Shared Debt – Greeting Card
$7.00
Happy Birthday! I Hope Your Day Is As Spectacular As Your Ass – Greeting Card
$7.00
I’d Still Swipe Right – Greeting Card
$7.00
I’m Just Here For The Open Bar – Greeting Card
$7.00
You Don’t Look a Day Over Your Actual Age – Greeting Card
$7.00
You Survived Another Year of Being You. Impressive. – Greeting Card
$7.00
Daddy Issues – T-Shirt
$50.00
Emotionally Unavailable – T-Shirt
$50.00
F*ck Your Horoscope – T-Shirt
$50.00
I “Heart” Toxic Men – T-Shirt
$50.00
Running On Coffee & Anxiety – T-Shirt
$50.00
Social Battery 0% – T-Shirt
$50.00