Social Battery 0% – T-Shirt
$50.00
The “Social Batery 0” tee from Empty Promise is premium white cotton clothing for anyone who is entirely over it. Featuring a minimalist chest graphic, this heavyweight relaxed-fit shirt tells the room you’ve checked out before anyone can even try to pitch you their startup idea. It’s high-end, high-quality, and zero percent interested.
Go Away, But Make It Fashion.
Let’s be real: you didn’t want to come to this thing anyway. From Empty Promise, the “Social Batery 0” tee is the ultimate luxury cheat code for ghosting a conversation without opening your mouth.
We put SOCIAL BATTERY: 0% right on the chest in a sharp, high-end typeface because we know you literally do not have the bandwidth to explain yourself. Instead of looking like a walking meme in cheap merch, you’ll look effortlessly chic while aggressively ignoring everyone in the room. It’s cut from an ultra-premium, crisp white heavyweight cotton that drapes beautifully, perfect for maintaining an aura of absolute superiority while you look for the nearest exit.