Stoned & Rich – T-Shirt
$50.00
The “Stoned And Rich” tee from Empty Promise is premium apparel for the financially blessed, the highly medicated, and everyone trying to be both. Combining old-school country club aesthetics with crisp white streetwear, this heavyweight tee is an ironic salute to high net worths and even higher states of mind. You might actually be rich, or you might just be staring at a wall, but either way, your outfit is doing all the talking.
Elite Comfort for the “Highly” Elevated.
Whether you’re burning through a multi-million dollar trust fund or just burning a pre-roll on your lunch break, the “Stoned And Rich” tee is your new daily uniform. We slapped old-money country club graphics on the back because nothing says “I am completely unbothered by inflation” quite like treating a weed leaf like a family crest.
It’s expensive, entirely unnecessary, and designed to look effortlessly luxurious, whether you’re actually boarding your yacht or just passed out on a beanbag chair watching a documentary about one. Yes, it’s premium white cotton. No, we don’t care if you pay for it with an Amex Black card or the quarters you dug out of your couch.