You’re Alive. Well Done.
$7.00
The “You’re alive well done” greeting card from Empty Promise is premium stationery for people who prefer raw facts over Hallmark fluff. Featuring a brutally sharp, minimalist design on heavy luxury cardstock, this card congratulates your favorite person on the ultimate achievement: basic survival. It’s chic, sarcastic, and completely empty of fake emotions.
A Participation Trophy in Card Form.
Let’s be honest: standard greeting cards are a nightmare of unearned sentimentality and cheap glitter. From Empty Promise, the “You’re alive well done” card is the ultimate high-end palette cleanser for anyone who despises corporate forced fun. It’s the perfect way to acknowledge a birthday, a promotion, or just the fact that they survived another grueling week without throwing a printer out a window. We kept the design ruthlessly minimalist because writing a novel about how much you “treasure their journey” feels like a chore. Printed on ultra-luxurious, heavy cardstock, it tells the recipient: I care enough to buy you something expensive, but I refuse to play nice.