Luxury Candles
The wellness industry wants you to believe that lighting a heavily perfumed jar of wax will cure your anxiety, align your chakras, and fix your life. It won’t. What we offer is simply expensive wax that smells exceptionally good while you stare blankly into the void. It’s the closest you can legally get to setting your problems on fire without facing jail time.
Burning For You (In A Non-Medical Way) – Candle
$40.00
Lets Pretend This Is Romantic And Not Purely Physical – Candle
$40.00
Smells Like Regret & Luxury Sheets – Candle
$40.00
Smells Like We Might Actually Make It This Year – Candle
$40.00
