Running On Coffee & Anxiety – T-Shirt
$50.00
Fueled by Panic. Fashioned for Luxury.
The “Running on coffee and anxiety_2.webp” tee from Empty Promise is premium apparel for anyone whose primary hobby is overthinking at 90 miles an hour. Crafted from heavy, crisp white luxury cotton with a sharp racing-green graphic, it’s a high-end callout of your daily coffee-to-stress ratio. You’re entirely overwhelmed, but at least your fit is flawless.
Your Nervous System is Screaming, But Your Outfit Doesn’t Have To.
Congratulations on replacing a functional sleep cycle with premium caffeine and pure panic. From Empty Promise, the “Running on coffee and anxiety_2.webp” tee is a high-end tribute to the only two things currently keeping your life from falling apart. We took your daily corporate survival strategy and turned it into luxury streetwear.
Featuring a retro sprinting mascot in crisp racing green, this tee tells the world you’re a liability, but a highly productive one. It’s cut from an ultra-premium, crisp white heavyweight cotton that offers a perfectly structured drape—giving your wardrobe some much-needed stability, because god knows your nervous system doesn’t have any.