At least it’s not an STD – Greeting Card
$7.00
Aggressive Get-Well Optimism.
The “At least it’s not an STD” card from Empty Promise is premium get-well stationery for people who prefer hard truths over useless “thoughts and prayers.” It pairs a sleek, minimalist design with a heavy dose of sarcastic perspective. Sure, they’re sick, but at least they don’t have to make any incredibly awkward phone calls to their exes.
Standard get-well cards are an absolute nightmare of fluffy teddy bears, watercolor flowers, and fake sympathy. This card cuts straight through the medical drama to offer some aggressive, high-end perspective. Because let’s be real, no matter how miserable your friend is currently feeling, it could always be significantly worse. This is the ultimate luxury silver lining for anyone dealing with a broken bone, a brutal flu, or an unexpected hospital stay. It tells them you care enough to buy premium stationery, but you’re entirely finished tolerating their complaining.
