I’d Still Swipe Right – Greeting Card
$7.00
Setting the Bar Right Where It Belongs.
The “I’d Still Swipe Right” card from Empty Promise is premium stationery for anyone who knows that true love is just finding the one person you don’t want to immediately block. Swapping out cheesy sentimentality for peak online sarcasm on heavy luxury cardstock, it is the ultimate way to say “you’ll do” for Valentine’s Day, an anniversary, or a birthday. It is chic, beautifully petty, and one hundred percent more honest than a standard greeting card.
Let’s be entirely real: romance right now is a complete dumpster fire. Telling someone you would still willingly choose them out of a lineup of local pixelated strangers is basically the modern equivalent of a Shakespearean sonnet. From Empty Promise, the “I’d Still Swipe Right” card is the ultimate way to tell your partner or favorite person that you tolerate them significantly more than the rest of the digital dating pool.
We completely skipped the tragic watercolor hearts and nauseating poetry because your relationship is built on mutual roasting, not Hallmark delusions. Printed on ultra-luxurious, heavy cardstock, this card delivers a premium backhanded compliment that acknowledges their existence without giving them too much an ego. You spent top-shelf money on luxury stationery to let them know that despite their morning breath and questionable life choices, they still pass your filter.
