Valentines Day

Because some statements are best made with a well-funded, utterly pointless gesture.

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At least it’s not an STD – Greeting Card

$7.00

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You Have Exceeded My Low Expectations – Greeting Card

$7.00

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You Made Things Significantly Less Terrible – Greeting Card

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You’re Alive, Well Done – Greeting Card

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You’re Taking This ‘Needing Attention’ Thing Too Far – Greeting Card

$7.00

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